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on: April 22, 2018, 05:28:15 PM
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Deep within the coils of Eileadora's stony bowels is an iron door recessed into the old masonry around it. Easily mistaken for a long forgotten dungeon or some obscure storage-place, a keener eye might spy the gleaming details that speak to the contrary: there's no rust and little wear, and there are words written in new brass letters on a bolted metal plate over the lintel.

A square slot screeches open where a peephole might have been. There is no glass and no eye on the other side, but instead two rows of straight and dingy teeth set into pale gums that seem, impossibly, stretched behind and into the metal around them.

"Good evening, VISITOR NUMBER #49," a perfectly cordial man's voice thrums from the mouth in the door, which appears to be equipped as well with a grayish tongue and a sickly-purple throat behind its surreal grimace. "Welcome to SOLVE ET COAGULA. My name is JANUS. In order to obtain entry, please look me STRAIGHT IN THE EYE."

There's an eye, alright, at the top of the door, just as worryingly fleshy as the mouth; damp and jaundiced with a pointed stare and a contracting pupil. Its gaze lingers for an awfully long time before it rolls up into its lids and disappears once more against the shadows on the iron around it.

"Thank you for your cooperation," clacks the mouth.

The slot slides shut again, almost loud enough to hide the sound of seven rapid-fire clicks before the door glides open on its hinges. Behind it is a modest interior lit by dimmed sunrods, its drab decorating and clinical presentation rather at odds with what sounds like muffled sobs coming from somewhere below.




WHAT IS THIS? WHERE AM I?

Either you've been invited here, or you've stumbled upon it--or maybe you were dragged here the last time you got drunk and lost.
This is the office of one Herr Doktor Antonius, as well as his more general place of "business."




Excuse me--business.




What exactly that entails will vary significantly between clients and associates, but by all outward appearances, Solve et Coagula seems to be an eccentric private medical practice and alchemical dispensary.

Well, some outward appearances. After all, the door appears to be filled with talking meat. Perhaps it is best to leave it at that...?